FRUSTRATION OF THE INTERNET

So I guess you could say I've never had a much more discouraging day ATTEMPTING to use the Internet. I can't use the phrase "using the Internet," because I have hardly been USING it. First, I attempted quite unsuccessfully to write a new blog--which wasn't even THIS blog. This idea was forced upon me. Then I tried to create an official page for "Kirby Jonas, the author" on Facebook. That was a joke. Not only did the powers that be on Facebook, which are so self-important that they cannot be contacted by any of us lowly humans, tell me "our automated system will not allow use of that name," but until I accidentally spelled my name wrong, as Kirbby Jonas, I couldn't do ANYTHING. I am now officially Kirbby Jonas, and I'm not stuttering. What's next?

I could go on and on, but I would like this blog to be funny, and right now I am not in even a slightly humorous mood toward the Internet.